Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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