I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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