And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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