hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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