Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
