He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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