My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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