I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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