I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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