I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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