I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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