i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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