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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I believe in your delicious
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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