i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
