She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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