I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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