We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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