Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Life without a bra equals bliss.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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