that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I need water and some morals
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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