its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
