Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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