this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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