I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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