She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
did you just send me my own nude
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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