Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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