Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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