Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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