Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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