All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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