I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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