I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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