Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Pants are for mortals
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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