From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I want her autograph on my taint
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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