We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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