she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I would fuck him just for his dog
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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