Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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