so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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