i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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