he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
dude. I can hear the air.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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