Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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