I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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