Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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