She's JV to your varsity
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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