Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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