Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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