My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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