we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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