I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
the condom got lost in my hair
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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