So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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