Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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