Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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