you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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