My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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