weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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