Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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